Sunday, June 16, 2013

World Corporation



Its About The World Corporation!!


A. Singapore Government Corporation
You have two cows, You set up investment corporation with over a thousand stuff to invest the cows.
Nobody knows how many cows you actually have.

A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows, you have 300 people milking them. YOu claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

A Swiss Corporation.
You have 5000 cows, none of them are yours. You charge others for storing them.

An Indian Corporation
You have two cows, you worship them.

A Japanese Corporation,
you have two cows, you redesign them so they are 10 times smaller and produce 20 times more milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon called cowkimon and market them worldwide

An Italian Corporation,
you have two cows, you don't know where they are, so you went for lunch

A British Corporation,
you have two cows, both are mad..

A Malaysian Corporation,
you have two cows, but the milk is overpriced, the corporation went down along with the Prime Minister.























I found this in Singapore... ( its an ice cream place somewhere around Novena)


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