Sunday, June 16, 2013
Its About The World Corporation!!
A. Singapore Government Corporation
You have two cows, You set up investment corporation with over a thousand stuff to invest the cows.
Nobody knows how many cows you actually have.
A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows, you have 300 people milking them. YOu claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
A Swiss Corporation.
You have 5000 cows, none of them are yours. You charge others for storing them.
An Indian Corporation
You have two cows, you worship them.
A Japanese Corporation,
you have two cows, you redesign them so they are 10 times smaller and produce 20 times more milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon called cowkimon and market them worldwide
An Italian Corporation,
you have two cows, you don't know where they are, so you went for lunch
A British Corporation,
you have two cows, both are mad..
A Malaysian Corporation,
you have two cows, but the milk is overpriced, the corporation went down along with the Prime Minister.
I found this in Singapore... ( its an ice cream place somewhere around Novena)